What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 01:19

Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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